Oh!
Ahhhh!
♪
Ahhhh!
♪
Counterfeit Cat!
How long have we been going?
Eleven seconds!
Let's try to hit 15!
The world respects physical fitness, Gark!
Sure thing, Max.
What's a "respect"?
Respect is what everyone wants!
It's like love...
but with a healthy dose of fear.
A little respect, please?
Marvels of physical fitness coming through!
Max, look! It's Nelson!
Nelson! Nelson!
Nelson!
Huh?!
Help!
You, in the vest! As your superior,
I order you to go and save that stupid pigeon!
Watch and learn, Gark.
This is how you get respect.
Aww! She's adorable!
"She"?!
Let's see if you think this is adorable!
Aww! Cute tickle paw-paws!
Help!
♪
Look at that cat helping that bird!
Gark, thank you.
I could have been killed!
To death!
Yeah... or you could have, I don't know,
used your wings to fly to safety!
Cat saves bird!
Blasphemy of natural order thrills bystanders!
You are quite the hero!
Thank you!
Where's my bionic arm, hmm?
Must be easy to get respect when you're a magic robot!
I'm not a magic robot, Max...
but I can make you a robot arm.
Then you can do good deeds!
I'll be the hero and get the respect I deserve!
Give me my robot arm!
Whoa!
That's a nice fit!
Snug, but it breathes.
Is it chrome?
Actually, it's 100 percent Nimoydium -
a metal only found on my home planet.
But one thing you have to know is...
Take that, butterfly!
Uh... like I was saying,
one thing you've got to know is...
- Don't care. - Okay, but...
Gark! Now, what was the very first thing
I ever said to you when you dropped from outer space?
Um... "I think I've soiled myself"?
No!
It was that I know everything.
Look, I've got a handle on it, Gark, so don't worry.
The most important thing about this is...
it'll earn me respect!
Ow!
By doing good deeds!
Hey! We were playing!
What's going on?!
Let me give you a free lesson in the game of ball-sketball.
Back up. Little respect, please.
Oh, yeah! Ohhh, yeah!
Oh, yeah, ooh, ooh!
Watch me now!
Ooh, yeah, watch me, baby...
Um... Was that a gas pipe?
Uh, yeah. I was trying to show you why
you shouldn't play ball-sketball near them.
Don't worry. I'll plug the hole.
Never fear! Putting out forest fires is a hero's job!
One that earns mega-respect!
Whoa, nice!
Ack!
I'll never play outside again!
Uh, Max...?
Don't do anything, Gark.
I've got this under control!
Ow!
Woohoo! Hero! Hero! Hero!
You've always got to rush in and steal
all the respect, don't you?
Sorry, Max. I was just trying to
keep the neighborhood from burning down.
Yeah, and hogging all the respect like a big...
respect-sponge or something!
Hero! Hero! Hero!
Would you put him down?!
Listen!
How do I say this?
Hm-hm-hm...
I need more robo-gear!
More? But why?
Because... it will give me more power.
More power equals more respect.
And more is always better!
Ow!
That's a rule here on earth!
Okay!
♪
Part Max, part machine,
all Maxine!
You want me to call you "Maxine"?
Yeah.
The others get one look at this suit,
and I'll be the respectiest ever!
You mean after you do some good deeds, though, right?
Uh, duh!
What have I been telling you all this time?
It's all about good deeds and helping!
Yay, helping!
Well, well... What have we here?
I hope you have a permit to mime!
Very well, then.
Alright, you lot! Move along!
More than three is officially a riot.
How is this helping, again?
Come on, Gark. Stick with me here.
I'm helping them to respect me.
Look what I, Maxine, can do!
See?!
Ugh! I'll find respect somewhere else!
Help! Help!
There, Max... ine! Someone in trouble!
Here's your chance to do a really good deed!
♪
Help! Help!
Oh, why does this stuff keep happening to me?
There!
You can do it, Maxine!
Yes! Yes, I can!
You stay here.
All hail the approach of Max...
I can't see!
Hang on!
Oh, if I could reach this button... Ah.
I'm coming, Max!
Don't you dare steal my respect again, Gark!
Aha! Here's that button!
I can't breathe!
Ah! Somebody do something!
That poor, poor little bird!
Oh, no, wait. I can breathe.
Gark, you've got to help!
Help!
No, Gark! I specifically said...
Ooh!
I'm free! I...
Wait. I...
I could have flown out, huh?
That's it! You've left me no choice.
I'll get my respect if it means I have to
pry it out of them!
Whoops.
Out of my way, Gark!
No!
♪
It doesn't have to be this way.
It does, because you won't share the respect
that a magic robot should!
But I'm not magic. Or a robot.
Only a magic robot would say that!
I just want everyone to be safe and happy!
♪
Fly away, magic robot!
I don't care! I have thrusters...
Whoa-whoa-whoa...
Now I'm really angry!
I-Maxine "ultra" mode!
♪
I-Maxine "ultra" beam!
Uh... Maxine...?
Ha!
Why did they put the siren inside the helmet?!
Hey, Maxine... let's go home!
This isn't over.
Accursed armpit puke-bomb cobblestone!
What's wrong with this suit?!
You're rusting.
Rusting?!
Your precious "Nimurpadium" metal rusts?!
In water, yeah.
But, see, we don't have water on my planet.
What does it rain, then?!
Strawberry milk!
Ah. Well, thanks for telling me.
I tried to, Max, but you wouldn't listen.
And that's my fault?!
Let me help, Maxine.
Don't... touch... me.
I promise to visit.
♪
♪ Goodbye, my friend ♪
♪ You're gone forever ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Goodbye, my friend ♪
♪ I'll miss you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Every day, I'll miss you... ♪
♪ more ♪
♪ Don't touch me... ♪
♪ when you leave me ♪
♪ Goodbye, my fr... ♪
Max!
Told you I didn't need help.
Oh... It seems my muscles have completely atrophied.
Come on, Max. I'll take you home.
Gark?
Yes, Max?
You respect me, right?
Of course I do!
Good enough.
Max...? Max...?
Max!
Are you okay?
Looks like some sort of freeze ray.
I'll warm you up!
Stop it!
I'm not frozen.
I'm pretending to be a statue.
Oh...! Okay!
Why?
Ooh!
Answer your question?
Money for nothing! My kind of job!
Cool! Let me try!
♪
I hope you're happy, crowd-stealer!
I am! That was fun!
Oh! Here.
It was your idea, so you should get some of the money.
Huh? Seriously?
Uh, I mean, yeah! Seems fair.
I can set you up some more gigs,
be your manager.
Oh, Max!
You're the greatest!
Step this way for "Glittering Gark, the Celestial Statue"!
You won't believe your eyes!
That's a lot of people, Max.
I don't know if I'm ready for...
Kid, you're one in a million.
No, a billion!
That's why I'm devoting every second of my time to
making you a star!
Gee, Max...
I won't let you down!
One born every minute.
I hear you're in the talent business now!
Want to see my act?
Sorry, Anton. I'm all about my boy, Gark.
♪
On the other hand, mime is money!
Son, you're one in a million.
No, a billion!
That's why I'm devoting every second of my time to
making you a star!
♪
Whew.
Tough crowd tonight.
Price of fame, kid.
Remember, I'm putting all my faith in you.
Tough crowd tonight.
Mm. Price of fame, kid.
Remember, I'm... yadda-yadda-yadda.
Don't tell me. You've got a talent, too, hmm?
scary clown?
"Hypnosis. I can make people do things."
Yeah, right. I'll believe that when I...
"You are a chicken."
Kid! You're one in a million! No, a...
Here he is, the star himself!
Got your dressing room right here.
My dressing room is the one with all the brooms?
They're to help us sweep up all the cash!
Of course it's your room!
It's the only one with a star, isn't it?
Hey, boss!
There's a bunch of washing machines in my dressing room!
What gives?
"My dressing room is a waste-paper basket.
Unacceptable."
You said I was one in a billion!
Yes! One of... three in a billion!
Pretty special, huh?
I thought you taking my money was our thing...
but you're taking money from them, too.
What? That? Just business stuff!
Let me put it a different way.
You're the talent. You do something, yes?
Yes.
I'm the manager, which means I do nothing!
And I make money for that.
But, if I want to make more money,
I've got to do more nothing!
Oh!
The important thing to remember, Gark,
is that it's all about making money.
I get it, Max!
Thanks for explaining!
I'm so lucky to have a role model like you!
Oof!
Hey, Max!
Did you see this?
"Talent Universe" is coming here -
"the big TV talent show with big cash prizes"!
Money!
I'm going to be so rich!
I manage the three hottest talents in town!
I've got a talent, too.
What? Cooking delicious hotdogs?
No. Pecking incredibly lifelike replicas
out of blocks of wood.
Geh ow! Geh ow! Geh ow, you no-duddy!
Welcome to Talent Universe, the show where
you choose the star that's really out of this world!
Okay, team. I want you to know that each and every one of you
is my favorite act.
Anton, Staring Dog, Stand-Up Chameleon...
not forgetting my most important favorite act of all...
um... What's his name?
You know, the, uh......
uh, thingy with the, uh... oh, he's got the...
I know it, I know it...
the one with... he's got googly...
oh, the... the little doot-doot...
oh, it's on the tip of my... What is it? Uh...
Gark!
Hey! Where is Gark?
Here I am!
I'm a manager now!
Just like you, Max!
You? A manager?
Good luck, kid.
I've got all the best talent in town!
Which is why I got a little help from out of town!
Please welcome, from... Sweden...
Flargle!
From Denmark...
Chico!
And, from... Wartland...
Zaxos!
Hey! What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Don't you think "Scandinavians" have an unfair advantage?
Exactly!
making money is the most important thing!
Aren't you proud of me?
Oh, it... is... on!
Okay.
I'm going to do what a good manager does:
nothing!
We can beat 'em, boss!
We're three in a billion, right?
Don't worry. I've got a plan.
You're fired.
Sorry, but I'm trading up.
I've got new acts now.
No, you are!
They just don't know it yet.
"Goodent-hart", my Scandinavian pals!
I've got to talk to you about your manager, Gark.
He's a shark! A con artist!
Just wants to make a quick buck, and then he'll dump you
like a girlfriend the day before your birthday!
Glad you feel that way, Max.
Yeah. With you on our side,
it'll be a lot easier to take Gark.
That wide-eyed weirdo has outwitted every one of us,
but now we've joined forces.
And we're going to Gark-nap him!
And, as you hate Gark so much, you can join us!
Uh... yeah.
Uh... great!
I'll just go and, uh, get my weapon!
Oof!
Nelson!
What are you doing here?
Going it alone.
Manager or no manager, I'm going to win.
Talent Universe - not for me, for my mom,
who always believed in me, even when...
Yeah, good luck with that.
Gark! You've got to listen.
Okay, first, I stole your clients, but that's all,
you know...
Max!
How could you?
Gark, didn't you see me just waving that off dismissively?
Focus!
I found out they're going to Gark-nap you!
Good one. You had me going!
Ooh!
Break over.
Back to doing nothing!
I'm not joking, Gark!
♪
That way!
What am I gonna do what am I gonna do
what am I gonna do...
Performers to the stage, please.
All performers to the stage.
♪
Oh! Hey, Gark! Whatcha doing down there?
♪
Where's Gark?
♪
Oh, oh, oh! Gark is baking a cake!
Uh... kebab-shaving?
Oh! He's playing soccer!
"Oh, yeah. Gark's good at soccer."
What are you talking about? No, he's not.
"Yeah, Gark's the best."
No, he's not!
"Yeah, he's the best of the best."
"I like him."
"No, I like him more."
Traitor!
Hey! Why are we fighting?
We all hate Gark.
We're wasting time! Let's go!
"I'll never hurt Gark."
"I want to hug Gark."
♪
Huh?
End of the line... losers!
You'll never get past me!
Showtime!
♪
They're gone!
Cue Gark!
Genius!
The silver star buzzer! We have a winner!
I don't get it. I thought the Scandinavians got you.
They thought so, too...
thanks to my boy Nelson's top talent!
Show 'em.
I think this should belong to you.
If you ever need a manager...
Back off! He's mine!
He's one in a million!
A billion!
A zillion!
Gajillion!
A koogooglion!
- Yay! We did it! - Now you're mine!
What is that?!